Dinosaur Comics Best Words Magnets

The very finest words from Dinosaur Comics can now be yours! This kit includes 220 words and pieces of language SO AWESOME that your fridge will be AMAZING. This is not just a kit that allows you to create great poetry using magnets: this is a fully-functional Dinosaur Comics language, designed by me using Actual Linguist Skills, over the course of several days. The most awesome words in the comic are here, as are the most interesting ones, the most frequently-used ones AND all the other language bits you need to express even the most sublime of sentiments. I even broke magnetic-word ground by adding in punctuation, prefixes, and suffixes, so if you wanted to create the word “batmanology”, you can do this with these magnetic words!

No other product in the history of time can make that claim.

I’m not even joking.